These are the hands of fate,
You’re my Achilles heel,
This is the golden age of something good and right and real.
shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway
this one’s for you
— Danny, hey, Danny, Danny, I have huge news. Giuliani is running for mayor again.
— Excuse me a minute. [whispering] What exactly did you hear?