And then sometimes, I actually do scream.

Michael: Everyone, may I have your attention. I would like to introduce you to Mr. Danny Cordray. He is going to be joining us as our new traveling salesman. Say hello to Danny!

Kelly: Fuck me.

theblondeninja:

Kelly: I talk a lot, so I’ve learned just to tune myself out.

carefulpatterns:

Day 16 | Favorite other/guest character moment: Kelly, The Deposition

“I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your momma’s so fat she could eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You’re ugly and I know it for a fact cos I got the evidence right there.”

I don’t care if this category is technically for non-regular characters. Kelly has always been one of my favourites who has brilliant one-liners, is very underused, is a crazy bitch at times and I love her. I had to bring her in this meme somewhere.

30 Day Office Challenge.

She really does have the best one liners.  I love this moment, lol.

(via fuckyeahmindy, ceriexerox)

The Claire Danes version.