Today in London, Taylor Swift invited two fans into a shop with her, talked to them for 15 minutes, and then told the girls to pretend to be her ‘best friends’ for the paparazzi.

Reese: Movie work can be very lonely, very isolating. You know, you’re spending hours alone in a trailer with very little human interaction and you know you really crave companionship and camaraderie. These guys don’t know how lucky they are being on basic cable.
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Reese: Uh, I didn’t want to say this in front of Chelsea, but I heard everything you said about me. You guys are a bunch of narcissistic jerks, okay? It’s like Chelsea’s running an animal shelter around here except, she’s not rescuing cats and dogs, she’s rescuing failures. And, by the way, that Drew Barrymore impression, it sucks.
Heather: You said it was dead on-
Reese: It dead on sucks! That’s what I said. I’ll see you later. Actually I wont see you later. You know why? Cause I’m a movie star. And you’re a bunch of losers. And, by the way, my snicker-doodles are fucking awesome!
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